Saturday, 8 August 2009

Portable Bender Ball Keeps You in Shape on the Go

As I explained in my last entry, me and my Bender Ball can go anywhere. We started in Los Angeles at the beginning of summer, and I'm telling you, its a good think I took my Bender Ball with me. My wife and I hit up so many great restaurants, I'd weigh about 1,000 pounds by now if I didnt just spend about 10 minutes every day crunching and sculpting my abs, so I still look really good. And another thing about Los Angeles, its pretty important to look good. We went to the beach one day, and I'm pretty sure there was a guard in the parking lot making sure only thin people were allowed in. Just kidding, but when we got on the beach it was very hard to see anyone either over the age of 35 or more than 10 pounds overweight. I hear Bender Ball is a big seller in L.A., too.

Friday, 31 July 2009

Exercise with Bender Ball on Vacation!

Hi, Its been a while but I am back again blogging away about what its like exercising with Bender Ball. Its funny, because at the end of my last blog I mentioned that someone might mistake me for Arnold Shwartnegger, and little did I know that I would be spending part of my summer in Sacramento, California, not too far where the Governor of California lives, and did you know that Shwartznegger is the Governor? Wow. And he is just as tough as he ever was when he was a movie star. He's been cutting the budget in California like crazy. Anyway, I was watching one of his press conferences on T.V. the other day while I was using my Bender Ball, which btw, is so easy to take along wherever you go. I just took out the air, put the Bender Ball in my suitcase, and voila! I had all the exercise equipment I need. Arnold really looks great, and I wouldnt be surprised if he is keeping his abs in shape with a few minutes each day on the Bender Ball!

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Looking Good with Bender Ball

Bender Ball is an amazing invention! What can I say? It’s the summer time, so I have been trying to get off early from work to spend a little extra time with the kids and my wife. We went to the beach a few days ago, and a cute girl came up to me and asked if I was a baseball player? She said I looked like one of her favorite players, but she just wasn’t sure. My wife just stood there smiling. I felt 10 years younger. When my kids came over to see who the lady was that I was talking to, the girl asked if the kids were my younger brothers? Can you believe it? I’ve been thinking about keeping a Bender Ball at the office, too. Maybe by the fall I can pass for Arnold Shwartnegger?

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Bender Ball Makes Summer Fun

My Bender Ball arrived a few weeks ago, and I have really been good with using it. Since I only need to spend 5 or 10 minutes doing my crunchless abs, I almost always want to get to it. I know that staying with it will make me feel good and look the way I want to look. Now that summer is here I really want my abs to look flat and firm, and you know what? Thanks to my Bender Ball, they seem to really be getting into shape. And my wife is really impressed. Luckily she doesn’t know about the bad food I am still eating. Gotta stop with that!

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Exercising with My New Bender Ball

I have been so busy I barely have time to breath. It is so hard not to eat all the junk that we have at the office. Sometimes I leave for work without having breakfast, and I just grab a donut on the way to the bus. As soon as I finish eating it I feel bad, because I have been really doing a lot of exercise lately with my Bender Ball. When I get home from work, even though some days I am really wiped out, if my wife smiles at me and says, “Hey cutie, how about a little exercise, for me?” how can I resist? Luckily there is so little effort involved I can always spend five or ten minutes with my Bender Ball.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Making Progress with My Bender Ball

So my wife bought me the Bender Ball that I’ve heard so much good stuff about. Nothing could be simpler! Now when I exercise I have fun! I know that all my efforts are going to sculpt my abdominals, with no harm to my back since my bender ball supports it. Without the pain that I used to feel, I am not as discouraged as I used to be. I drink lots of water all day long, about 10 cups each day, and even more when it’s hot outside. My friends started to notice a change in me, too. I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Rule Number One: Dont Clog Your Arteries!

So what finally happened since I received my Bender Ball in the mail? Well first let me tell you that my wife is a nutritionist, and she went ballistic when I started to bring leftovers from lunch at the office home. This is a quote, “When you eat deep fried egg rolls imagine the oil going straight from your mouth to your arteries, veins and heart! Do you see what I see? A drain pipe with clogged-up walls! That’s what you’ve got inside! Clogged up arteries! No fried food in my house, ever!” After that I really learned my lesson.

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Finally Got My Bender Ball

Well, for those of you who have been following my progress, what can I say? I started to drink water to reduce consumption of calories and help burn more calories. I stopped eating between meals, and I finally got my Bender Ball after weeks of talking about it. As you know I used to force myself to do crunches, and it killed my back. I admit, I didn’t do my crunches regularly, and my back hurt so much and I got so depressed, that I started to actually eat more! My wife almost killed me, but my doctor said she needn’t bother since I was killing myself. Boy was I in a bad state.